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Kelsey Klesser

Nice Jewish Girls

A poem by Kelsey Klesser.



I was never the smart girl, drawings all over her homework always got an F on my report card

I could present like I was the smart girl with quiet grey eyes and teachers saying

Volunteers in class but can’t pass a test

Smart girls are good test takers

Smart girls where promise rings and smart don’t take foggy nudes

I wanted to be a smart girl

Wanted to pass the AP psych class

Get an A in the stats class

I wanted the most popular boy to ask me to that party

But I was 15 kissing my girlfriend in a parking lot


Do you trust me if I say she is just a friend and nothing more

Do you trust me if I say I promise to wait till marriage

Do you trust me if I say I wanted to be the smart girl, the good girl, the nice girl

And yet the cookie cutter girls mothers whispear Ed how I was a Jewish girl

And not the nice Jewish girl, more the Jewish girl with devil horns so they could convert my horns into a halo

I always heard whispers of being the broken girl, crazy girl, troubled girl

Those mothers never seemed to ask why I am a demonic girl an all over the place girl

I was so determined I could be more than the casually daring girl, more than the crazy ex girl bitchy girl mad girl ugly girl girly girl the one who is responsible for your happiness type of girl

People seem to praise the smart girls and ridicule the rest of them

The teachers at my school would call us the sinful girls yet do not ask who created these sins in the first place


God I’m in love with the girly girls

The Barbie girl who lives in her dream house

The girls whose wardrobe looks like Elle woods personality

With the French manicure and the fuchsia pastry dresses

Like Betsy Johnson is her own personal stylist


God I’m in love with the loud girls

Troubled girls know following the rules gets you nowhere

Wicked girls know being likable keeps you trapped in a jail

Sometimes I can mask myself that I am the quiet girl

Just because I can put on a costume that does not mean that is who I am


I am older and my nudes are clear now

And fuck I still couldn’t tell you about the periodic table

But hey look where I am now


Jewish, witchy girls get out of the mid Atlantic

Bimbo girls fail 4th grade and get their masters at 24

Gay girl are living their best lives

Getting their nails done in ruby red slippers and kissing other girls at coffee shops

I love being a girl

A sexual daydream about Lilith type of girl

Hot pink commodity girls go to therapy

Romantic girls can create oceans for what they feel for others

Soft girls have powerful full mouthed opinions

Feeling cool in her own sanctuary

Alive in her wonderful wonderful life


 

Kelsey Klesser is a social worker and a slam poet based in the Boston, Massachusetts area. Kelsey enjoys using the personification of color to write about topics of intersectionality, queerness, and mental health.

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